(TMZ)
Kai Trump graduated and her family took her out to dinner to celebrate. TMZ covered it.
Kai Trump graduated. Her parents took her to dinner. Every major news organization on the planet covered it.
CNN. Fox. BBC. TMZ leading the charge like they just broke Watergate. A family went to a restaurant and we have a full photo package.
I’m not even mad at Kai. Genuinely. Kid graduated, good for her, go eat some steak. I’m mad at us. All of us. The whole media apparatus that mobilized for a dinner reservation the way the AP mobilizes for a presidential election call. Wolf Blitzer is somewhere right now watching footage of bread baskets with the same intensity he uses for nuclear summits.
This is where we are. This is the timeline. A nineteen year old got a diploma and her dad showed up and somewhere an editor looked at that and said YES, THIS IS THE CONTENT, DEPLOY.
Congrats Kai. Genuinely. I hope the restaurant had a proper ice to drink ratio and I hope none of this was your idea.
