Author name: Scotty

I GOT FAT

Scotty / March 27, 2026

Breaking news….I got fat.

Scotty / March 25, 2026

Scotty / March 24, 2026

Quick answer, yes. Yes it is the best song in the history of music. Do I have any idea what

Scotty / March 24, 2026

Anddddd he’s dead. Doesn’t change the fact that running with the bulls is still high up on my bucket list.

Scotty / March 24, 2026

CALIFORNIA POST Scientists have identified a molecule in the blood of pythons that might lead to a new weight‑loss treatment

Scotty / March 24, 2026

Gavin Newsom recently compared himself to Patrick Bateman from American Psycho, which is an insult to Bateman and everything he

Scotty / March 23, 2026

Most kids say they want to be an astronaut or a fire fighter when they grow up… Me.. I wanted

Scotty / March 23, 2026

Listen, I love the Montecito Pig House. Just a big Fuck You to it’s $50 million dollar views of the

Scotty / November 12, 2025

There was a time, not so long ago, when the whole world was locked indoors, drunk on fear, Lysol, and

Scotty / November 7, 2025