The Best Proof Mark Zuckerberg Is Human
By Scott Willson · 2026-10-22
This is the best evidence we have ever gotten that Mark Zuckerberg is a real human being. For twenty years the guy has looked like he was assembled in a lab, and every time he testifies in front of Congress or gets up on stage at some Meta event you have no idea what he’s actually thinking.
Then he takes one sip of Guinness and you know exactly what he’s thinking.
Watch his face when it hits. He swirls it around his mouth, looks off to the side like he’s reconsidering every decision that brought him to that table, and you can actually see him deciding whether to swallow it. That’s just a guy who didn’t like what was in his mouth, and honestly it’s the most I’ve ever related to him.
For years his team has been trying to make him look human with the backyard meat smoking livestream, the surfing photos with his face covered in sunscreen and the jiu jitsu tournaments, and none of it worked. One unscripted gulp of beer did more for his image than every PR stunt Meta ever paid for.
Somebody at Meta should fire the whole PR department and just film Zuck trying new foods.
