Free the Vegas Hijack Text Guy
By Scott Willson · 2026-10-26
Imagine you just had a horrible run in Vegas. You’re there for four nights, which is two nights too long. You got raped at the blackjack table. You got killed on the slots. You got killed in roulette. You finally board your plane to go back to New York City, and you’re texting your buddy, and you go, I just got destroyed in Vegas. I lost everything. I swear to God, I’m going to hijack this plane and fly it into the ground. I’m so miserable. And then some flight attendant sees the text and rats you out to the pilot.

Look, if this flight was going anywhere except Vegas to New York, then sure, I probably take it a little more seriously. You gotta be aware, though, that you’re flying from Vegas. This poor guy just probably had the worst two days of his entire life. I’m not buying this story. I think that the flight attendant is a rat, and we need to free this guy immediately.

That being said, if there is some other evidence that he maybe was actually going to hijack the flight, I take this all back, but I think this guy just had bad luck at the blackjack table.

