(BroBible)
A man in Randolph County, West Virginia made repeated 911 calls reporting zombies, ghosts, and a UFO at his home. Police responded.
The man didn’t call about zombies. He didn’t call about ghosts. He didn’t call about a UFO. He called about all three. In one night. From his house in West Virginia.
That’s not a cry for help. That’s a sweep.
I have so many questions and none of them are about the zombies. The zombies are the most believable part of this. You see something shuffling toward you at 2am in Randolph County, West Virginia, “zombie” is a completely reasonable first read. Fine. Call it in.
But you don’t stop there. You look up. UFO. You look sideways. Ghosts. You are now three for three on the supernatural trifecta and you are on the phone with a 911 dispatcher who absolutely did not sign up for this.
The dispatcher who took that third call deserves a medal, or at minimum hazard pay.
*The part that gets me is the “repeated calls.” This wasn’t one panicked report. He kept checking in. Updates. Real-time coverage.
I respect the commitment. Most people see one thing they can’t explain and go back to bed. This man stayed at his post.
