This is Bat Country
No sympathy for the devil; keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride…and if it occasionally gets a […]
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The AI Slop Apocalypse: A Gonzo Transmission
There was a time when the internet meant something. A filthy democracy of thought, porn, conspiracy boards, lunatics in basement
WAKE UP WITH J-KWON’S “TIPSY”
Man, I basically owe my life to J-Kwon. When this song dropped at the 04’ Homecoming dance and I experienced
My Website Designer Keeps Eating Edibles Instead of Finishing the Webiste
I gave away 10% of a future multi-million dollar website and my fucking dev guy keeps eating edibles instead of
Can the The New Beverly Cinema Lead to Sex?
This is the move, this is why she wanted to go to the theater. This wasn’t a real date for her; she wanted something else. I get it now! New Beverly Cinema sex!
If You Get Excited for “The Green Flash” You Live a Devastatingly Pathetic Existence, and
the secrets of Los Angeles become very trivial the closer you get to the ocean. Maybe all the salt in the air fucks with the thought process?
Can a Restaurant Be a 5 Star Restaurant if they Don’t Maintain the Proper Ice to Drink Ratio?
I’m a huge advocate of ice. I don’t profile, I like all types of ice: crushed, cubed, shaved, crescent, blocks. Which makes living in an apartment with a non ice producing refrigerator very difficult, but alas, I battle through.
I Met Quentin Tarantino at a Hollywood Strip Club, Here’s the Story…
After checking my phone I realized it was only 11 o’clock, new born babies don’t go to bed before midnight in Hollywood. Taking this into consideration, I refused to let Mr.Clean ruin my night, so I tapped into my unearned and overinflated ego, swallowed my pride, and hummed Jay-Z’s “Onto the Next One” while I waited for an Uber to bring me to my buddy’s apartment.