Eggs Tyrone is a BREAKFAST STAPLE
Wonder what makes a great American breakfast? It’s the eggs that you eat after a long night of blow and […]
The New 1X Neo Robot is Basically a Sex Offender with a Charging Cable
Well ladies and gentlemen, the decay of western society is officially upon us! Meet, 1x Neo. The most useless invention
The AI Slop Apocalypse: A Gonzo Transmission
There was a time when the internet meant something. A filthy democracy of thought, porn, conspiracy boards, lunatics in basement
WAKE UP WITH J-KWON’S “TIPSY”
Man, I basically owe my life to J-Kwon. When this song dropped at the 04’ Homecoming dance and I experienced
My Website Designer Keeps Eating Edibles Instead of Finishing the Webiste
I gave away 10% of a future multi-million dollar website and my fucking dev guy keeps eating edibles instead of
Can the The New Beverly Cinema Lead to Sex?
This is the move, this is why she wanted to go to the theater. This wasn’t a real date for her; she wanted something else. I get it now! New Beverly Cinema sex!
