My Website Designer Keeps Eating Edibles Instead of Finishing the Webiste
I gave away 10% of a future multi-million dollar website and my fucking dev guy keeps eating edibles instead of […]
Can the The New Beverly Cinema Lead to Sex?
This is the move, this is why she wanted to go to the theater. This wasn’t a real date for her; she wanted something else. I get it now! New Beverly Cinema sex!
If You Get Excited for “The Green Flash” You Live a Devastatingly Pathetic Existence, and
the secrets of Los Angeles become very trivial the closer you get to the ocean. Maybe all the salt in the air fucks with the thought process?
Judd Apatow’s “The Zen Diaries of Garry Shandling” is Must Watch Television For Fans
Patron saint of the lonely and the alienated, Shandling, in his comedy and in his person, showed that it was
Can a Restaurant Be a 5 Star Restaurant if they Don’t Maintain the Proper Ice to Drink Ratio?
I’m a huge advocate of ice. I don’t profile, I like all types of ice: crushed, cubed, shaved, crescent, blocks. Which makes living in an apartment with a non ice producing refrigerator very difficult, but alas, I battle through.
I Met Quentin Tarantino at a Hollywood Strip Club, Here’s the Story…
After checking my phone I realized it was only 11 o’clock, new born babies don’t go to bed before midnight in Hollywood. Taking this into consideration, I refused to let Mr.Clean ruin my night, so I tapped into my unearned and overinflated ego, swallowed my pride, and hummed Jay-Z’s “Onto the Next One” while I waited for an Uber to bring me to my buddy’s apartment.
Los Angeles Based Dallas Raines is the BEST Weatherman on the Planet and it’s Not Even Close
I love this man. If you say nimbostratus clouds 3 times to a mirror with the lights off Dallas Raines