ALIENS ARE COMING IN 16 DAYS… MAYBE.
By Scott Willson · 2026-10-06
The headline says aliens could reach Earth in 16 days. The Harvard professor’s actual bet says by 2030. That’s the window. Sixteen days or four years. That’s not a prediction, that’s my cable company’s service appointment. I’m an alien guy. I’m a friend of the aliens. I’ve been ready since the second grade. And I’m being told to stay home sometime between two weeks from now and the next presidential election.
Meanwhile Grusch is on Rogan saying our guys got into a gunfight with a seven-foot reptile with the build of a gorilla. Gray aliens were lying dead at the scene, and the reptile was the one still swinging.

There’s an underwater base the size of a few city blocks where, quote, stuff comes and goes. He’s seen bodies that look like Greek gods. And then he says it all came from a buddy at work. That’s the most important story in human history, and it was told to him at the coffee machine.
Video: JRE Clips, via YouTube
So here’s where I land. I don’t need the reptiles. I don’t need the underwater base. I need a date. Not a window, not a vibe, a date. I’ll be on the roof with a lawn chair and a cooler. Sixteen days or four years, I’m not moving.

