WAKE UP WITH J-KWON’S “TIPSY”

Man, I basically owe my life to J-Kwon. When this song dropped at the 04’ Homecoming dance and I experienced “grinding” for the first time, I think that’s when I actually became aware of what manhood was all about. Just getting my dick pulverized into a high school gymnasium floor was peak sexual bliss. Grinding for all you INCELS out there was when a man actually interacted with a woman in person.

Just chicks rubbing and shaking their ass against your raging 16-18 year old boner protected only by a pair of boxers and jeans. Just a bunch of horny high schoolers getting down inside an old musty high school gym to a song about underage drinking, war dog shit. Thank you for the memories J-Kwon. #IGOTAFAKEIDTHO