Wonder what makes a great American breakfast? It’s the eggs that you eat after a long night of blow and alcohol with the boys, the bacon that your one-night stand makes you in her single studio apartment in Echo Park, or the hashbrowns from McDonald’s that you doordashed. Eggs-Tryone are a special morning breakfast, the kind that makes you forget about the absolute degeneracy and self-hatred you feel about yourself for partying till 3am on a Tuesday night, forgetting to call in sick to work but don’t care.
Eggs-Tryone… thank you for what you do for us.
